22 October 2003 - Redecorating the White House

Michelle

Miette

Miette entered the white house as a part of a tour group. However Miette, being a telepathically maniplauted version of herself, soon left the group. She bent light around her to make her invisible and wandered around on her own.

"There's way too much white in here," she mused. "Let's brighten things up a little."

And so Miette then proceeded to make the staff and tourtists panic by changing the colours of the walls. And just for a little added bonus, she created holographic barriers infront of all the entrances and exits so no one could get out.

"Ooooh, I be the president has a secret exit..." Miette giggled. "Let's find out."

She turned herself into light then, and zipped around the house. And there he was. Being ushered by his secret service to what Miette supposed would be the nearest exit. She turned back into herself and bent light around her, creating holographic bars to block their passage.

"Hi!" she giggled. "Lovely day for a little interior decorating, don'tcha think?"

"Who's there? Show yourself!" demanded one of the security men.

"If I do that you'll just try to shoot me," Miette replied. "And why would I wanna be shot? Besides... even if you did kill me, there's nothing to say my little bars would just disappear. And you would have to repaint the White House. Although, I suppose it's the Rainbow House now. And I think rainbows are so much more prettier, don't you? White is just soooo boring."

"What are you then? And what do you want?" cut in the president.

"All I wanna do, is have some fun!" Miette sang in reply.
"I've gotta feeling I'm not the only one
All I wanna do is have some fun
Until the some comes up over Santa Monica bulivard"

Blank faces.

"I love that song," Miette giggled.

"What exactly are you trying to - what is your idea of fun, exactly?"

"Having a good time. Oh! Oh I see, oh don't worry sweetie, I have no intention of hurting your little selves. That's not really all the fun. Although you probably would deserve it after funding little programs that hurt some of my favourite people."

"Ahh! You need not worry about that. That funding has been stopped."

Miette clapped her hands in delight.

"Oh that is sooooo wonderful to hear!" she beamed, turning herself into a nice bright light.

"Are you mutant? Alien? Something else?"

"Yes," Miette giggled.

"Right... would you tell your people we would like to meet with them? Start a new or official era of peace between our peoples?"

Miette was quiet for a moment.

"We're off to such a good start!" Miette said at last. "I'm not trying to kill you, even though I could with just a thought. And you... okay well, giving the chance I'm sure you lovely men in black here would kill me, but you're not! And they say America is full of paranoid, arrogant pricks. Why, I've met so many who aren't! Of course, I've also met many who are..."

She mused about this for a moment.

"Okay, sweetie, because you're such a nice person and I would feel bad about kicking you out, I won't buy the Rainbow House after all. In fact, I'll even turn it back to your boring white again. Ta ta, sweetie!"

Miette changed the colours back, dropped the holograms and left, giggling over her days excitement.

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