8 October 2003 - Dem and Remy chat online

remy!

how are you?

i'm alright

i went to england for a few days

and then france

after mordred managed to get the police onto us

pffft

he beat someone up, apparently

i was babysitting

oh, the joys of being the only single in a group of couples

i was told i should have come and got you

but then...stuff happened, and we had to cut the holiday short

gwen and mordred got married

which was yay

but...

oh god, i still can;t get over this

a car hit them on the way back from the wedding

gwen's paralysed

it;s horrible

mordred went through the windshield, and broke an arm and some ribs

but gwen was trapped in the car

so we came home today

cos gwen didn't like the hospital

it only happened yeterday

and i forget and then

i remember

it's very bad

thanks for listening, remy

*hugs remy*

it was a good holiday before that though

hehehe, we stole stuff

you've met dru?

pffft, drusilla the looney tunes

oh, she annoys me

we stole these gems from her and her little band of vampires

that allow her them to go out in the sun and not dust if they get staked and stuff

cos, pffft

spike is vort's now

move on and get over it, crazy lady

slightly

well, i do get that they were together for over a hundred years

but goodness

i say yay for spike, cos she's an abuser if ever i saw one

yeah

vort told me about this time when spike was smoking and they were just sitting together

and dru arrived back with her new litter of kittens, by sabre

and that's very complicated

but anyway

so, one of the kittens starts to cough, and spike puts his cigarette out

as you do

and dru slams him up against the wall

tells him to respect her kittens cos she's his sire

and then gives his neck to one of her kids to bite on

i know, vampire

but really!

not the nicest thing to do in front of his human lover either

so, we stole the gems

and went away

and i don't care if dawn's mad at me

dru messed with my family first

exactly

and she's going to be so selfrighteous about it too

exactly

it doesn't matter what she and hers do to other people

but get some of it back...

exactly

at least tavvie and i can

or actually, if she managed to be intelligent about it

washing tavvie's pants so they shrink?

not very original

any ideas?

i do want to annoy her, so very badly

i haven't even talked to her yet

just tavvie

and she's managed to annoy me, a lot

that would be good

*giggles*

of course, there are always the classics

honey in her hairbrush

shortsheeting her bed

oh, that's an idea

*plots evilly*

vort and mordred aren't really up to pulling pranks at the moment

but me and tavvie are, and we will

if she even *thinks* of going near mordred and vort, i swear...

they've got enough to cope with

hahahaha

you're so sweet, remy

*blushes*

yes

back in NY

oh, and mordred's sister is a mutant too

she ah, blows things up

it's been...interesting

pretty red fireworks though

just rather destructive

no, little girl called mary

think you are

jubilee does this yellow bubble things

that blow things up

wow...rather common, isn't it?

this ability to make things go boom

hehehe

well, it comes in useful, i'm sure

car chases?

ahhhh

fun

lol

exceedingly useful

and fun too

i've been a taxi service

i really should start charging

but london was nice

went to westminister abbey, london zoo and the tower

a few

mostly for fao

yes

he's sweet

at least he was well behaved

since i'm the one who got to look after him

i swear, they really should've gotten caught at least once

i would've just pretended not to know them if they had

but paris was good as well

vort managed to sell one of his paintings

so i'm happy for him

he;s really good

well, come up to the mansion, and you can

he keeps a lot of them around

and gives them to people as gifts

that would be nice

:)

anyway, i think i have to go

ok, remy

cya then