Isaac/Zac
"Zac?"
"Yes Ike?"
"Did you know you have lipstick on your mouth?"
"Oh do I?"
"Yeah. Have you been making out with one of your girlfriends again, or is there something you're not telling us."
"Both. But the latter is not what you're implying, thank you. I'm a lot of things, but gay is not one of them."
Isaac just grinned.
"So, which one was this? Julie?"
"Nope."
"Hannah?"
"Guess again."
"Caitlin?"
"No, it was Laura."
"Laura?" He frowned. "But I thought your fourth girlfriend was Maggie."
"Yeah, she is."
"Hot dang, Zac, you haven't got a fifth girlfriend now do you?"
"Whatever could possibly give you that idea?" Zac asked, giving him a mischevious grin.
Isaac groaned.
"You are..."
"Don't start lecturing me too."
"Why? That's all I have to say. Why?"
Zac shrugged.
"Why not?"
"That's not an answer."
"How about 'because I can'?"
"Zac, you have issues."
"I do not. Women just can't trust me."
Isaac laughed.
"Well, at least you can admit it."
"Yeah, but not to them."
"I see. This is how much women can't trust you."
"Exactly."
"You never tell them the truth."
"No, I always tell them the truth - if they ever ask me."
"Oh really?"
"Yes. If Cailtin ever asked me if I were seeing other women behind her back, I would say yes."
"Is that so? Maybe someone should suggest that she does so."
"Maybe. But you're not going to."
"Oh yeah? What makes you think that?"
"Because you're my nice, older brother who is doing what all brothers do."
"Oh really? And what's that?"
"Maliciously waiting for me to dig myself into a hole so deep I can't get out," Zac laughed.
Isaac grinned at him.
"Yeah, that sounds about right. And I plan on having a nice big laugh at your expence when it happens."
"I figured as much."
"So, I guess the lip stick is hers then?"
"Yep. I suppose I should remove the evidence before I go out again."
"Which on this time?"
Zac grinned.
"Matt, Ross and Greg."
"Wait... you actually have friends that aren't girls? That's a shocker."
"Well, y'know," Zac shrugged with a grin. "These things happen."
And on that note, Zac went upstairs.