IM - Clark Kent and Dawn
KeyGrrl16: Hey dude! Wassup?
XmeteorXmanX: Not much. Um, do I know you?
KeyGrrl16: Not yet.
KeyGrrl16: I'm Dawn. I got your screenname from the YIRAAS webpage.
XmeteorXmanX: There's a webpage?
KeyGrrl16: yeah
KeyGrrl16: It tells you how to get ahold of 'Otherworldly Americans' and those from other countries as well
KeyGrrl16: That's what some demons like to refer to themselves as
KeyGrrl16: 'Otherworldly Americans'
XmeteorXmanX: What?
XmeteorXmanX: Demons?
XmeteorXmanX: I'm sorry, I'm confused, I don't evem know who you are
XmeteorXmanX: *even
XmeteorXmanX: I'm Clark
KeyGrrl16: Well, Clark, it's nice to meet you
KeyGrrl16: My name's Dawn, and I talk faster than I think
XmeteorXmanX: I can tell. *head spins*
KeyGrrl16: heehee
XmeteorXmanX: I mean, I never knew of any onther aliens, until recently
XmeteorXmanX: Though I'm the only from Krypton
KeyGrrl16: Well, I'm not actually an alien
KeyGrrl16: I'm just an honourary member
KeyGrrl16: I don't have any powers
XmeteorXmanX: Really? What are you then?
KeyGrrl16: I'm a key
XmeteorXmanX: huh?
KeyGrrl16: I'm a key, I open the doors to other dimensions, and break down the fabric between realities
KeyGrrl16: Well, my blood does
XmeteorXmanX: uh-huh.
KeyGrrl16: Well, basically, it's like this
KeyGrrl16: First there was this energy, bright green energy, the Key
KeyGrrl16: and it's as old as the world itself
KeyGrrl16: and then there's the Beast, evil, nasty hell-god
XmeteorXmanX: um, okay?
KeyGrrl16: and this sect of monks called the order of Dagon made me out of the Vampire Slayer, my sister. They pressed the key into human form
KeyGrrl16: and sent me to Buffy (the Slayer) to protect me from the Beast
KeyGrrl16: AKA Glorificus, or Glory
XmeteorXmanX: ANd you expect me to believe this?
KeyGrrl16: Do you expect me to belive you're from another planet called Krypton?
XmeteorXmanX: Good point.
KeyGrrl16: I never even knew there were aliens until some offered to buy me.
XmeteorXmanX: Buy you?
KeyGrrl16: Yeah, I used to be a thing, but now I'm a person, and I work differently on other planets
KeyGrrl16: so I'm always being kidnapped, or nearly kidnapped, by somebody who wants to use me to destroy the wold, or open a portal, or sell me on the black market
XmeteorXmanX: scary!
XmeteorXmanX: I have to be all careful and stuff, 'cause there's no way of knowing what people would do if they found out that I'm nearly indestructible
XmeteorXmanX: they only thing that can hurt me is a certain type of meteor rock. It makes me sick.
KeyGrrl16: There was a meteor that fell here once. There was an evil creture on it. We figured it was a demon from the stars, something called a Queller. It kills crazy people.
XmeteorXmanX: yikes!
KeyGrrl16: Crazy people scare me, 'cause they can see me as I really am, they can see my energy matrix
XmeteorXmanX: interesting.
KeyGrrl16: So, are you going top the YIRAAS tournament?
XmeteorXmanX: I think so.
XmeteorXmanX: How about you?
KeyGrrl16: Probably. But my sister will only let me go with a bodyguard
KeyGrrl16: probably Spike
KeyGrrl16: he's a vampire with a soul
XmeteorXmanX: A Vampire?
XmeteorXmanX: Weeeeeeeeeeird.
XmeteorXmanX: ANd I though Smallville was weird
XmeteorXmanX: 'cause of all the mutants and stuff
KeyGrrl16: Man, you know nothing
KeyGrrl16: I live on the freakin' Hellmouth!
XmeteorXmanX: Hellmouth?
KeyGrrl16: Yeah, it's a convergence of mystical energy that draws all the bad things in close
KeyGrrl16: But you have mutants? That's odd
KeyGrrl16: I've never met a mutant.
XmeteorXmanX: Yeah, when I came to earth, a bunch of pieces of my planet came with me
XmeteorXmanX: in a big meteor shower
KeyGrrl16: Ahhhh, hence the sn
XmeteorXmanX: yep
XmeteorXmanX: anyways, the meteor rocks did some really weird things to some people
XmeteorXmanX: There was this boy I met once who was telepathic
XmeteorXmanX: and a girl who could turn into other people
KeyGrrl16: A shape-shifter?
XmeteorXmanX: Yeah, excpet she could only turn into real people, not things
KeyGrrl16: Oh, so more like a Mimic
XmeteorXmanX: yeah
KeyGrrl16: I read about those in a book once
XmeteorXmanX: And there was this guy at my school who could grow a clone of himself out of his back
KeyGrrl16: MEEP!
XmeteorXmanX: yeah, that's what I said.
XmeteorXmanX: And a friend of mine lost all of his hair when he was hit by meteorites, something to do with the radiation, I guess
XmeteorXmanX: I think it did something to his blood.
KeyGrrl16: Waitasec.
KeyGrrl16: Smallville, Kansas?
XmeteorXmanX: yeah
KeyGrrl16: bald guy, our age?
XmeteorXmanX: a few years olde
XmeteorXmanX: *older
KeyGrrl16: Are you talking about Lex Luthor?
KeyGrrl16: I saw him on the news once, and it said he lives in Smallville
XmeteorXmanX: yeah, that's him.
KeyGrrl16: cool.
XmeteorXmanX: You mean you're not intimidated? A lot of people think he's a bad guy because his father is such a shrewd businessman.
KeyGrrl16: Who your parents are shouldn't have anything to do with who you are
KeyGrrl16: everyone is their own person
KeyGrrl16: Besides, you seem like a nice guy, and if you like him, he must be okay.
XmeteorXmanX: I think I like you, KeyGrrl, you seem like a good person
KeyGrrl16: Why thank you, Meteor Man
KeyGrrl16: How old are you?
XmeteorXmanX: 16
XmeteorXmanX: you?
KeyGrrl16: the same
KeyGrrl16: we should hang out together at the tournament
KeyGrrl16: I'll be the tall brunette who's constantly being followed by a a guy in a black leather duster with slicked black bleached-blonde hair
KeyGrrl16: People say he looks like Billy Idol
KeyGrrl16: but, in fact, Billy Idol got his look from Spike
XmeteorXmanX: Really? cool
XmeteorXmanX: Well, I'll be the guy who looks like a typical Kanasas farmboy.
KeyGrrl16: Looking forward to meeting you.
XmeteorXmanX: Ditto
XmeteorXmanX: Anyways, I gotta go now, I'm at my friend Pete's house, and he's looking at me like he really wants to use his computer
KeyGrrl16: That's cool.
KeyGrrl16: Ttyl!
XmeteorXmanX: bye!
XmeteorXmanX: :-D