IM - Marco and Zac
RatBoy says:
fine with me
Rumplestiltschicken says:
Hey
Rumplestiltschicken says:
working?
RatBoy says:
There we go
Rumplestiltschicken says:
Yay
RatBoy says:
yep
Rumplestiltschicken says:
Okay then:
Rumplestiltschicken says:
Oh, I'm giving Avery the telepathy thing...
RatBoy says:
okay
Rumplestiltschicken says:
IC: Yo wassup?
RatBoy says:
IC:
RatBoy says:
hey dude, not much. wassup w. you?
Rumplestiltschicken says:
not much
Rumplestiltschicken says:
got lucky the other night tho
RatBoy says:
How lucky?
Rumplestiltschicken says:
very
Rumplestiltschicken says:
twice even
Rumplestiltschicken says:
hee hee hee
Rumplestiltschicken says:
Tay says I should stop playin'
Rumplestiltschicken says:
but hey, it's fun
RatBoy says:
Don't know if you should be admitting that
Rumplestiltschicken says:
ha ha ha ha ha
RatBoy says:
The girls would flip
RatBoy says:
You're supposed to be 'saving yourself' and all that crap
Rumplestiltschicken says:
Just as long the the wrong girls don;t find out, hee hee hee
Rumplestiltschicken says:
meh
RatBoy says:
like your sister?
Rumplestiltschicken says:
that's her business
RatBoy says:
Jessie's quite the looker, actually
RatBoy says:
think she'd date a freak like me?
Rumplestiltschicken says:
There are lots of freaks out here
RatBoy says:
true, true
Rumplestiltschicken says:
she's one of them
Rumplestiltschicken says:
heh
RatBoy says:
Just as long as she stays out of my dreams. . . .
Rumplestiltschicken says:
eww
Rumplestiltschicken says:
lets not go there
RatBoy says:
hehehe
RatBoy says:
As if you don't have the same ones. . . though hopefully not about your
sister
Rumplestiltschicken says:
There's this thing aout being her brother that just makes that gross man
Rumplestiltschicken says:
*shudder*
RatBoy says:
Actually, I was thinking about Rachel
Rumplestiltschicken says:
Rachel?
Rumplestiltschicken says:
What about her?
RatBoy says:
I used to have quite the crush on her
RatBoy says:
now we're just friends
Rumplestiltschicken says:
So I heard
RatBoy says:
she's more like my sister
RatBoy says:
I don't think I could even imagine her sexually anymore
RatBoy says:
it'd be like you & Jess
Rumplestiltschicken says:
I see
RatBoy says:
Did Rachel tell you that Melissa and I broke up?
Rumplestiltschicken says:
No
RatBoy says:
well, we did
Rumplestiltschicken says:
did you get lucky first?
Rumplestiltschicken says:
or is that why you broke up?
Rumplestiltschicken says:
hee hee
RatBoy says:
after she found out that her parents were controlled by Yeerks, she
kinda freaked
RatBoy says:
yeah, we slept together
RatBoy says:
the night she found out about the Yeerks
Rumplestiltschicken says:
well, that would put a bit of a spanner in the works huh?
RatBoy says:
then she broke up with me
Rumplestiltschicken says:
wow that was harsh...
Rumplestiltschicken says:
are you that bad in bed?
RatBoy says:
no. . . it was a while later, jerkoff!
Rumplestiltschicken says:
*bows* thank you
RatBoy says:
Besides, I'm only 16, I have lots of time
Rumplestiltschicken says:
Except everyone knows guys reach their sexual peek at 16/17
Rumplestiltschicken says:
hee hee
RatBoy says:
unless, of course, the Yeerks come back and blow my head off. . .
Rumplestiltschicken says:
which head?
RatBoy says:
okay, gutterbrain
Rumplestiltschicken says:
OOC: lol, I did not just say that...
Rumplestiltschicken says:
I think my evil twin is taking over, lol
RatBoy says:
OOC: It sounds like something I would say!
Rumplestiltschicken says:
IC: gutterbrain...
Rumplestiltschicken says:
heh
RatBoy says:
heehee
RatBoy says:
IC: you know it
RatBoy says:
Hey, Zacman
Rumplestiltschicken says:
yo?
RatBoy says:
I was surfing Hanson site for the heck of it the other day
Rumplestiltschicken says:
oh yeah?
RatBoy says:
and, well, did you know there were thousands of slash stories about you?
RatBoy says:
including stories about you & tay?
RatBoy says:
*sites
Rumplestiltschicken says:
That's worse than me and Jess
RatBoy says:
There's even a story about you & Mac! *gags*
Rumplestiltschicken says:
I'm straight (and loving it)
Rumplestiltschicken says:
Mac!
Rumplestiltschicken says:
That's... that's worse than Tay
RatBoy says:
he was 4 at the time
Rumplestiltschicken says:
I mean with Jess it's incest
Rumplestiltschicken says:
with Tay it's incest and homosexuality
RatBoy says:
you're a pedophile!
Rumplestiltschicken says:
but with Mac, well, that's incest, homosexuality and pedophilia
Rumplestiltschicken says:
yuck
RatBoy says:
I know
RatBoy says:
eeeeeeeeeew
Rumplestiltschicken says:
I know I'm screws up, but not that bad, ha ha ha
Rumplestiltschicken says:
*screwed
RatBoy says:
I mean, I personally have no problem with gay people, I just don't swing
that way
Rumplestiltschicken says:
I can't really comment on that I suppose
Rumplestiltschicken says:
I mean, I'm an adultor
RatBoy says:
I mean, Jake's brother Tom is gay
RatBoy says:
actually, you're not, 'cause you're not married
Rumplestiltschicken says:
Tom is dead
RatBoy says:
you're just a scumbag.
Rumplestiltschicken says:
By Bible definition I am
Rumplestiltschicken says:
cos if you have sex then in God's eyes your married, but anyway...
Rumplestiltschicken says:
details, details...
RatBoy says:
OOC: Tom's not dead in this universe, what are you talking about?
Rumplestiltschicken says:
OOC: He died.
Rumplestiltschicken says:
in the books
Rumplestiltschicken says:
dead as a doorknob
RatBoy says:
OOC: I haven't read to the end of the series, so I say he didn't
RatBoy says:
HE"S NOT DEAD!
Rumplestiltschicken says:
Rachel killed him in the process of getting herself killed
RatBoy says:
*growls*
Rumplestiltschicken says:
don't growl at me
RatBoy says:
He's not dead, okay
RatBoy says:
please, let me take liberties
RatBoy says:
Rachel's alive, and so is Tom
Rumplestiltschicken says:
*grumble grumble grumble*
Rumplestiltschicken says:
fine
Rumplestiltschicken says:
whatever
Rumplestiltschicken says:
meh
Rumplestiltschicken says:
IC:
RatBoy says:
yay!
RatBoy says:
*bounces*
RatBoy says:
IC:
RatBoy says:
Tom's not dead
Rumplestiltschicken says:
He made a pass at me once
RatBoy says:
he was in the hospital in a coma, but he woke up
Rumplestiltschicken says:
he's dead
RatBoy says:
um, okay.
Rumplestiltschicken says:
to me he's dead
Rumplestiltschicken says:
lol
RatBoy says:
you are weird
RatBoy says:
has anyone ever told you that?
Rumplestiltschicken says:
yes
Rumplestiltschicken says:
multiple times
RatBoy says:
just checking
Rumplestiltschicken says:
I think they're trying to tell me something
Rumplestiltschicken says:
can't imagine what...
RatBoy says:
Maybe that you should stop being such a playa?
RatBoy says:
Estoy muy candsado.
Rumplestiltschicken says:
Being a playa is fun
Rumplestiltschicken says:
translation?
Rumplestiltschicken says:
Especially when you get into the kinky stuff?
Rumplestiltschicken says:
hee hee hee
Rumplestiltschicken says:
*maliciously* some of my fans are really creative
RatBoy says:
oh, I thought you lived in South America
RatBoy says:
shouldn't you know Spanish?
RatBoy says:
It means "I am very tired"
RatBoy says:
sometimes I forget to speak English
Rumplestiltschicken says:
I know very little Spanish
Rumplestiltschicken says:
Perhaps you should got to bed then?
RatBoy says:
I should
RatBoy says:
My dad & I speak Spanish around the house
Rumplestiltschicken says:
cool
RatBoy says:
I'm bilingual
Rumplestiltschicken says:
Hi Bilingual, I'm Zac, how you doing?
Rumplestiltschicken says:
ha ha ha ha ha
RatBoy says:
Ha. Ha. Ha
RatBoy says:
Grow up, Zac
Rumplestiltschicken says:
never
Rumplestiltschicken says:
dont'swear at me
Rumplestiltschicken says:
lol
RatBoy says:
You know what? I'm a year ypunger than you, and twice as mature
RatBoy says:
and Rachel used to call me the most immature person she knew!
RatBoy says:
I guess with losing my mother, and fighting an interstellar war, I grew
up.
Rumplestiltschicken says:
Yeah, that could have been it
Rumplestiltschicken says:
Being immature is a lot more fun tho
RatBoy says:
Yes, but there are limits
RatBoy says:
if you're too immature, someone is going to get hurt, and I don't mean
physically
Rumplestiltschicken says:
oh don;t you start lecturing me too
Rumplestiltschicken says:
Gee, I get enough from Ike and Tay
RatBoy says:
They're just looking out for you
RatBoy says:
that's what big brothers do
Rumplestiltschicken says:
That's what they all say
Rumplestiltschicken says:
meh
RatBoy says:
where would I be without Jake to take care of me?
RatBoy says:
probably snake food, lol
Rumplestiltschicken says:
probably lying in a gutter somewher?
Rumplestiltschicken says:
ha ha ha
RatBoy says:
that too
Rumplestiltschicken says:
OOC: what time of day is this?
RatBoy says:
OOC: nighttime
Rumplestiltschicken says:
Ok
Rumplestiltschicken says:
IC:
RatBoy says:
it's 11pm here, and 10 pm in Tulsa
RatBoy says:
IC:
Rumplestiltschicken says:
Argh, Dad's harrassing me to get off the computer
Rumplestiltschicken says:
I'd better go
Rumplestiltschicken says:
ttyl!
RatBoy says:
ttyl!
Rumplestiltschicken says:
OOC: *bows* exit stage left
Rumplestiltschicken says:
ha ha ha
RatBoy says:
OOC: we rule.
Rumplestiltschicken says:
absolutely
Rumplestiltschicken says:
hee hee