Zac gave his brother an amused smiled as he walked through the front door.
"So, I take it you and Maddy didn't get along?"
"That girl is the biggest slut I have ever met. Where on earth do you meet all these people?"
"Friends, parties, middle of shopping centres, blah, blah, blah. So, Maddy couldn't keep her hands off you huh?"
Isaac gave him a look.
"No, she couldn't. You know how those fans used to jump on the stage during concerts?"
"Yep."
"Now I know how Taylor must have felt."
Zac laughed.
"Hey sorry. I never actually met her. She's the older sister of one of my girlfriends friends."
"Whoa, wait, lemme get this straight. Not only are you setting me up on dates, you're setting me up on dates with people you don't even know."
"Umm, yep."
Isaac glowered at him.
"Well, if you would ask people out on your own I wouldn't have to!" Zac defended.
"Well if you would quit interfering with my love life I might actually get an opening in my schedule to actually be able to take someone out!"
"Well if you would get a love life I wouldn't interfere."
"Well if you would quit setting me up with losers, maybe I would have one!"
"Well if you had better taste in women -"
"I can't believe my fifteen year old brother is lecturing me about my taste in women. Puh-lease, I've met some of your girlfriends. I've seen you pick them up. And lets consider your less than moral hobby little brother."
"You're just mad cause you're not getting any."
Isaac raised an eyebrow.
"And I suppose you are."
Zac opened his mouth to reply. Then he closed it, then opened it again.
"I bet I've gotten a lot further than you have."
"I wouldn't doubt it. Do yourself a favour Zac, and finds someone who wants you to do that for a reason other than the fact that you're Zac Hanson."
On that, Isaac stormed to his room. Zac pondered his comment.
"Now let me think... I have 47 girlfriends now, and Ike thinks they're all using me. Wow, what a sob story."
Zac smiled, then started pretending he was on a talk show.
"Oh Ricki, it's terrible." He said in a mock-miserable voice. "I don't know what it is, but all the girls I date, they all want me cause I'm Zac Hanson. Not because I've got such a hot body. It's terrible. Boo hoo hoo."
He laughed to himself.