"Just exactly who do you think you are Ike? The King of the Horizontal Mmmbop?"
Isaac laughed.
"And don't deny it!" Zac continued. "I know of 13 reasons why you probably think that and they're names are, umm…"
"This oughta be good." Isaac said to Taylor.
Taylor snickered.
"Xavier, Esme, Carmen, Duke, Cosmo, umm… Matt… Rogue, Storm, uhh… Tobe? Cyke, Lockie, uhh… Libby and Joy?"
"Hey, you do know the names of your nieces and nephews." Isaac grinned. "Wow."
"Do you know the names of my kids too?" Taylor grinned.
"You're kids are not the issue here Tay. The kids of the Horizontal Mmmbop King are. You probably know all the techniques in the world huh? I bet you go in for the kinky stuff too. That's the only explanation."
"Yeah man," Taylor agreed, "I know there's genetics involved, but another set of twins?"
"Hey, you guys know that we're planning on stopping when we have a kid born in each month. In fact, truth be known, we decided that during our honeymoon. I know you only found out this year but…"
"Ok, so you were planning on having 12 kids altogether." Zac stated. "You have 13, why -"
"Y'know, it's not like we intended on having so many multiple births!" Isaac pointed out, giving them a look. "Gee, you're acting like this whole thing is my fault."
"Well, Ike, unless Babsie's been cheating on you, it is your fault." Taylor pointed out.
"You know what I mean. It's not anyone's fault that she just so prone to multiple births ok? Just…"
"It's called birth control Ike." Zac said.
"It's also my life. And Babsie's life. And if you don't like us having kids, then that's your damn problem." Isaac sounded really annoyed.
"I'm sorry Ike, it's only… 12 kids we could have handled… and we are handling 13…" Taylor trailed off.
"We're just not sure if we can handle you guys having any more." Zac continued.
"And you know, Babsie just turned thirty two months ago. Women in their thirties are always more liable to have twins and stuff… everyone knows that. I mean, how do you know you can handle any more?" Taylor finished.
Isaac sighed.
"Look, thanks for your concern guys. I appreciate it, really I do. But, it's not necessary ok? I can't believe this, I came here to tell you that we're having twins and you jump down my throat."
Taylor and Zac grinned.
"Sorry man." Taylor said.