"So, you're saying you don't watch MTV?" Isaac asked.
"Ha ha very funny."
"I couldn't help myself, I had to say it."
"Yeah, well, if I didn't know you as well as I'd do, I'd say you were getting a big head."
"Don't worry dude, I can still fit through the door without getting stuck."
Roy stretched his arms over his head.
"Yeah but for how much longer?"
Isaac laughed.
"So, how's it hanging?"
"I notice you changed the subject."
"I notice you doing the same thing."
"Hey don't pass the buck."
"Why would I want to? Do you know what you can buy with a dollar?"
"Probably a lot better than you do, Mr Celebrity."
"I'm not a celebrity."
"Oh sure, and that's why you never mention being on MTV."
"Ok, ok." Isaac chuckled. "I'll pay that."
"How much? A dollar?"
"I thought you told me not to pass the buck."
"I never said anything about not paying the buck."
"Point taken. So, you still dating Monica?"
"Monica? No way. I'm going with Sarah now. And before that was Liz."
"Roy sometimes I think you go through girlfriends faster than you go through underwear."
Roy grinned.
"And what about you Ike? You still dating that Scottish chick?"
"She's English."
"Scottish, English, whatever."
"Her name's Carla and yes I am."
"You scored yet?"
"Roy I think you're forgetting something."
"What's that?"
"I'm not you."
"Ahh man, you don't know what you're missing."