"Oh?" Taylor asked.
"This oughta be good." Zac said, a devious look on his face.
They were on the beach and Isaac had shape shifted into a 'surfer dude'.
"Now, I fully expect that Taylor will give you a commentary of what happens. I'll tell him each reaction telepathically." Isaac continued. "Ok first victim, uhh, I mean chick."
Isaac wandered away from them and Taylor gave Zac an amused smile.
"Ok, he's got his first girl…" Taylor said, then laughed. "He just said 'I lost my phone number, can I have yours?', and she laughed and then told him to rack off because he was blocking her sun."
Zac snickered.
"Ok, one point for Ike."
"Ok, next chick. Same line."
"Tell Ike to have some variety."
"Ok, done… the girl just called him a loser."
"Ok, two points for Ike." Zac laughed.
"Next one, aww. He just said 'your parents must have been thieves because they stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes'."
A smirk grew on Zac's face.
"And?" he asked as a grin crossed Taylor's face.
"She blushed and told him she already had a boyfriend."
"Hmm… is that a point to Ike?"
"I think that's half a point each. Ok, next girl… same line…"
"Variety! Variety! Geeze, don't think guy know anything about variety?"
"She's just said 'and your parents must have been animals since they had such an ugly child'."
Zac cracked up laughing, then Taylor chuckled again.
"He said 'oh it's not nice to talk about my brother like that', and she said 'oh I see, not only are you ugly, you're also stupid'."
Zac smirked.
"Ok, he's taken the hint. Next girl…"
"That's three and a half points to Ike. Half a point to us."
"Cool. Ok, he's said 'can I have a quarter? I promised I'd call my parents when I fell in love'."
"Aww."
"She laughed and gave him a quarter," Taylor said, his face lighting up. "Now she's asking him who the lucky girl is."
Zac laughed.
"I'm guessing it worked that time then. One point to us."