NOTE: They're pretty much all weird and pointless, lol.
The Pickpocket
B is starting up at something. A walks in.
A: What are you looking at?
B: That
A: What's that?
B: That! Can't you see it?
A: Sure I can* where is it?
B: Right there
A: Over there?
B: To the left a bit.
A: Oh
B: Cool, isn't it?
A: Umm, yes. Very cool.
B: Well, I'd love to stay here and chat all day, but I should get going.
A: Oh okay
A continues to look, not sure what they're looking at. B walks to the side of the stage and turns to audience
B: I wonder how long it'll take him/her before he/she realises I've taken his/her wallet.
The Horror Flick
TJ: Can you pass the -
Ella:Nooooo! No! Don't go in there! Don't open the door!
TJ: Umm, can I please have the -
Ella:Ahhhhh! I told you not to open it!
TJ: Calm down would you? It's just a -
Ella:Run! Faster! Faster! He's going to kill you! RUN!
TJ: Quit yelling in my ear, Ella.
Ella:Quick! Get out the door!
TJ: You know, you say that every time and she never does.
Ella:Stupid girl! Why don't you ever listen to me? Now he's going to kill you! Hear me? Kill you!
TJ: Yes, and then he's going to splatter her brains all over the -
Ella:TJ! Some people are trying to watch a movie here.
The Test
Scene 1: A and B are doing a test. The teacher has just left the room.
Sam: Psst! Hey you!
Jo: Who? Me?
Sam: Yeah* what's the answer to number 12?
Jo: This is a test!
Sam: Hence why I want to know the answer!
Jo: Figure it out yourself.
Sam: Aww, come on! Have pity on a poor brain that isn't as smart as yours.
Jo: Mr Spencer isn't going to come back any time now. Shut up!
Sam: The sooner you tell me, the sooner I'll be quiet.
Jo: I'm not going to help you cheat.
Sam: If he comes back while we're talking you'll still get in trouble.
Jo: * oh fine. It's 42.
Sam: Thanks.
Jo: Whatever. Shut up now.
Scene 2
Al: Did you hear?
Karen: Hear what?
Al: About what Jo did to Sam.
Karen: No* what happened?
Al: Well, that maths test we had?
Karen: Yeah, that sucked.
Al: Well, Sam asked Jo for one of the answers when Mr Spencer stepped out.
Karen: And?
Al: Jo gave out false information.
Karen: No way!
Al: Yes way. Sam was spewing.
Karen: That's so mean. But one thing's for sure.
Al: What's that?
Karen: Sam won't be asking Jo for the answers any more.
Melodramatic Misinterpretation
A: Darling, I have something important to tell you.
B: What is it, dear?
A: I'm afraid you're not going to like it
B: No! You didn't! You aren't!
A: I did. I am.
Enter C
C: Good evening
B: You!
C: Me?
A: It's come out
C: What? Already?
A: Yes. I just couldn't continue the facade any longer
C: Why didn't you tell me you were going to spill the beans?
B: Why? So you could arrange to be interstate tonight instead?
C: Actually I was thinking more along the line of an exotic country.
A: (to B) Please, darling, don't do anything rash!
B: Why not? It's not like you two don't deserve it! After you* after you*
A: After we decided to start a band, and got signed to a multi-million dollar contract?
B: Oh* was that it? I thought it was something else.
C: What?
B: Uhh, nevermind.
The Answer
A: Ask me a question
B: Why?
A: I can give you an answer to anything.
B: Anything?
A: Yep, anything.
B: Okay, what's the capital of Canada
A: Well, it's not Toronto, I know that much.
B: Ha! You don't know!
A: But I did give you an answer.
B: Not the right one.
A: I said I would give you 'an' answer. Not necessarily the one you were looking for.
B: Smarty-pants
More coming soon!