"They're fighting vampires." Kristin replied in a 'duh' kind of tone.
"Furrrther details would be nice."
"Well, it looks like there's a lot more vampires than there are of us. How about that?" Kristin replied. "Damn, it's all happening so quickly, I can't tell... Ok, well, Buffy's unstoppable, how about that? Of course, the X-men with super strength are doing pretty damn well too."
On the battle field:
"C'mon guys! Put some effort into it!" Buffy cried, tossing another vampire.
"Hey, shut up slayer girl. You making a living outta doing this." retorted Spider-girl, attempting to wrap up a vampire in webs.
"Quit talking. Save your breath for fighting." Zac cut in.
And then, back at the base:
"Ok, the number of vamps is getting smaller very quickly now... Oh, my gosh..."
"What?" Slink demanded.
"Uhh, is it normal for a vampire to grow really big and develop green scales?"
"No."
"Well, this one is."
Slink looked startled.
"That is a Vampire Dragon." He informed her. "Only very few Vampires ever learn the spell that can turn them into dragons at will. They are all in very big trouble now."
"Yeah - uh oh."
"Yes?"
"It's just barbecued Buffy."
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"Guys?" Zac said. "This is not good."
They all looked at the huge dragon standing before them and breathing fire into their air. It cocked at eye at them and spread it's wings.
"No kidding." Isaac replied.