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"Damn it Ike! It's embarrassing!"
"That doesn't give you the right to be so rude to her!"
"Yeah, that's easy for you to day."
"She's stopped fans from getting on the stage at least three times that I know of."
"I don't care! I'd rather deal with the fans."
"And you say Lauras' humiliating. You would actually prefer being assaulted? Because I'm sure it could be arranged."
"Shut up Ike."
"No. You're being an idiot."
"Isaac! She looks like a barbie doll -"
"- she's not that skinny -"
"- she's younger than me -"
"- it's only four blasted months -"
"- and she's a girl."
"No kidding. Gee Tay, I didn't know you were so sexist."
"Last time I looked Nick Carter didn't have a body guard that looked like Mandy Moore!"
"Taylor you're being ridiculous." Isaac paused, then (not being able to contain himself) he continued. "Laura's much prettier than Mandy."
Taylor glared at him for a second, then cracked a smile. He shook his head and sobered.
"Ike, you just don't understand." He said, plonking down on the seat. "Either that or your too infatuated with your own girlfriend to want to understand."
"Why does everyone think Laura and I are dating?" Isaac questioned. "I mean, Jason comes up to me the other day and talks to me about it. He's like 'I don't want you doing any funny stuff with my niece'. I mean to say!"
Taylor snickered. There was quiet for a moment.
"I'm sure she's a really nice person. But whenever I see her, the first thought that comes into my mind is that she's my body guard. I can't, I can't, I just can't handle it! I'm so worried about people finding out and that would look really good huh? Taylor Hanson's personal body guard is a girl."
Isaac couldn't help but laugh.
"It's not funny Ike!"
Isaac smiled. There was quiet for a moment.
"There's no reason that they would find out. Just, try to treat her like a human being ok?"
Taylor didn't reply.