"Jonny's a girl?" Zac exclaimed, his eyes wide in amazement.
"You know, I get a lot of that." Jonny laughed.
"Oh my gosh, I fell like such an idiot." Taylor said. "Do you feel like an idiot Zac?"
"Oh yeah. A total idiot. A complete idiot. Ike, you have no idea how relieved I am to learn that Jonny's a girl."
"Yeah, you know, I'm pretty glad she's a girl myself." Isaac answered, looking a little confused. "Whatever made you think otherwise?"
"Try her name." Taylor replied. "I didn't know girls could be called 'Jonny' too."
"You know, you could call your kid just about anything. You could call your son Abigail and it wouldn't make much difference. Well, except that he would get totally bashed at school." Jonny pointed out. "Wait a second, you thought I was a guy? Then you must have thought... oh my gosh, Ike do you realise they must have thought you were gay?"
The look of pure disgust on Isaacs' face as he registered this was camera worthy. Pity they didn't have a camera.
"Eww, gross. That's disgusting guys." Isaac said. "Jonny, these are my gross brothers, Taylor and Zac."
"Jonny!" Laura called, entering the room. "Hey how are you?"
"Hey Laura, I didn't know you were going to be here tonight."
"Well, I am." She laughed.
Then she observed the disgusted look on Isaac's face and the relieved look on Taylor and Zacs'.
"What happened here?" Laura asked.
"Well, Taylor and Zac thought I was a guy and Ike was gay."
Laura burst out laughing. And she laughed. And laughed. And laughed.
"You know it's not that funny." Taylor grumbled.
"Sure it is." Laura giggled. "And one day you'll look back and crack up laughing too."
"Oh shut up Laura-whos-soon-to-be-Mrs-Taylor-'Hot-lips'-Hanson." Zac retorted.
"Oh, are you two dating?" Jonny asked. "Wait, Taylor 'Hot-lips' Hanson?"
"Yeah, it's his new nickname." Zac informed her. "Didn't Ikers tell you about the incident in LA?"
"Oh yeah, he did."
"Ok, well, I have every intention of informing the whole world of Tay's new nick name, but I'm not gonna tell them why, cause they're not supposed to know Laura's his body guard."
"We aren't dating." Laura cut in. "I'm not in the habit of dating my employers."
"Laura, you aren't in the habit of dating anyone." Jonny pointed out.
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Hello Bree!!
Im not anywhere near Egypt so I cant b in de nile hehe
Ok hope things work out 4 u and Joshy-poo
OMG I feel like such an idiot. Jonny is a girl!!!!!!!!!! Im also very relieved. Whoo
hoo my bro isnt gay!!!!!! Looks like I was only being paranoid after all. Phew.