"Okay. Right. Whatever," said Tristan.
"Tristan?" Zac frowned.
"Is that your name?" Sienna asked the boy.
"No, I don't have a - " Tristan stopped. "Hey! I have a name now! I have a name! The Narrator has finally given me a name!"
Tristan promptly started dancing a little jig and shouting "I have a name!" over and over again.
"Congratulations," Fred said.
"Thanks my sorta-Uncle Fred! Yay! I have a name!"
"Okay, so question," Taylor asked. "How did we know that Tristan got a name, and that it was Tristan?"
"Tay, this story has gotten weird ever since the griffin kidnapped you."
"Yeah, well, I just wish the story would end so that we could go back to our normal lives."
"Taylor, you don't have a life outside of this story," Princess Joy pointed out. "To wish for the end of the story is to wish for the end of your own existence."
"I don't believe you," Taylor replied, crossing his arms across his chest.
Princess Joy sighed and looked up at the sky.
"Seriously," she said. "I think I like your other incantations of these guys. Why did you have to make them so annoying?"
"Because I hadn't before?"
"Hey, no one makes me anything," Isaac frowned.
"Oh yeah? Then why are you a wizard?"
"Because we went through that stupid gate, that's why."
"And why do you think that place exists?"
"Well, I have no idea. I have no idea why any of this stuff is happening. But I'm with Tay. I'm looking forward to this all being over."
"Well, normally I'd be inclined to do that, being as you don't know what you're asking. But as Princess Joy said. You will cease to exist when this story is over. Unless I revive you in a sequel. Or alternatively, never finish the story."
"Okay, there's a word for this. Hell," Zac nodded.
"I can't believe you," Sienna said disgustedly. "You're in my chocolate dimension, and you're calling it hell? Hmph! I'm offended."
"Bad boys!" Princess Joy scolded. "You've offended my friend!"
She wagged her finger at them.
"Oh no," said Zac. "I'm so worried."
"You should be," Sienna said evilly.
Sienna and Princess Joy looked at each other. A moment later, Princess Joy had Isaac, Taylor and Zac in a holding spell and Sienna was force feeding them lots and lots of chocolate.
"Chocolate is yummy," Fred said. "But too much at once can make you sick."
Meanwhile, Tristan looked at them. He appraised them for a moment, then said:
"I have a name!"