"What's so funny?" asked Isaac.
"Check this out!"
Isaac peered over Taylor's shoulder to see what it was on the computer screen.
"Say, isn't that -"
"Yep! It's the fanfiction I wrote about ourselves, like, years ago. I'm surprised it's still up."
Isaac laughed.
"That's interesting Tay, you're a fan of yourself?"
Taylor just poked out his tongue.
"I can't believe what a dope I was back then."
"Some things never change."
"Ha ha."
Isaac grinned.
"But y'know, I'm rereading it, and laughing at all the stupid jokes I made."
"If they're stupid why are you laughing?"
"Because they're stupid."
"Well, y'know what they say about people who laugh at stupid jokes…"
"What do they say?"
"Umm, I dunno! It just sounded appropriate ok?"
"Tsk, tsk."
"Tsk, tsk yourself."
"Ahh, go shove your head down the toilet."
"No."
"And why not?"
"Because I don't want to."
"Oh. Well, do it anyway."
"Why should I?"
"Because I said so."
"That's not good enough."
"Tough, it'll have to be."
"Tough, it isn't good enough."
And so continued their very strange argument.