Chapter 43

Hocus_Pocus: U know I just realised that u've never told me what u do 4 work
Hocus_Pocus: Or r u still @ school?
Freak_of_Nature: Im a tax collector
Hocus_Pocus: lol really?
Freak_of_Nature: No
Hocus_Pocus: *pulls face*
Freak_of_Nature: hehe
Hocus_Pocus: Seriously what do u do?
Freak_of_Nature: I always give bogus answers 2 that
Hocus_Pocus: Y?
Freak_of_Nature: *shrugs* 4 fun I guess
Hocus_Pocus: Plz?
Freak_of_Nature: Im a drug dealer
Freak_of_Nature: I sell heroin to unsuspecting idiots
Hocus_Pocus: Yeah right
Freak_of_Nature: :-p
Hocus_Pocus: C'mon plz???
Freak_of_Nature: Im a stand up comedian
Hocus_Pocus: Bogus or truth?
Freak_of_Nature: Both
Hocus_Pocus: Huh?
Freak_of_Nature: It's not far from the truth
Hocus_Pocus: Ok
Freak_of_Nature: Hows your band going?
Hocus_Pocus: We have 4 gigs this wk
Freak_of_Nature: Awesome! Have fun
Hocus_Pocus: We will
Freak_of_Nature: Wait 4 gigs? U know sumthin'?
Hocus_Pocus: What?
Freak_of_Nature: U're beginning 2 sound like a full fledged signed band

"Uhh, oops." Zac said aloud.

Hocus_Pocus: Dont I wish

"That I felt free to tell you the truth." He added to himself.

Freak_of_Nature: :-)
Hocus_Pocus: Actually Im Ike Hanson
Freak_of_Nature: Sure u r
Freak_of_Nature: And Leo D'Caprio is the luv child of Princess Diana and Elvis
Hocus_Pocus: lol
Freak_of_Nature: *grin*
Hocus_Pocus: I'll have ta remember that
Freak_of_Nature: Hehe
Freak_of_Nature: Either way Im still older my li'l alien friend
Hocus_Pocus: Ohh! I wanted 2 sweep ya off ya feet (again)
Freak_of_Nature: Hehe whats 3 mths??
Hocus_Pocus: Is that a come-on?
Freak_of_Nature: Do u want it to be?
Hocus_Pocus: I think u're flirting w/ me sexy
Freak_of_Nature: Well u r the only other alien Ive met...
Hocus_Pocus: Yes! I'll take u back. I'll be yours!

"Please, please, please." Zac begged.

"Why are you talking to yourself?" asked Isaac, walking over to him.

Freak_of_Nature: R u really Ike Hanson?
Hocus_Pocus: Well no...
Freak_of_Nature: Then no

Isaac laughed.

"Hmm, maybe I should be the one chatting her up." He grinned.

"Hey, stay away from my woman."

"Your woman?" he repeated. "As I recall, she dumped you."

"Details, details."

Hocus_Pocus: What if I had said I was?
Freak_of_Nature: That's 4 me 2 know and u not 2 find out :-)
Freak_of_Nature: Whoa hey it's 2 am over here Id better go - long day 2morra
Hocus_Pocus: Ok, cya, LUV ya
Freak_of_Nature: Aww :-) cya!

"Zac..." Isaac trailed off.

"Yes?"

"Never mind. Just never mind."

Chapter 44