"Zacky" (song to the tune of "Lucy")
Da day dat me left Zacky
He smacked my sexy booty
Now me bum is aching and me can't sit down
On da day dat me left Zacky
Da day dat me left Zacky, he fried, a great big onion
Now it's done, and it's over, and me is very full
On da day dat me left Zacky
Now me have too many more songs to sing
'cause me forgotteded all about da MTV top 40
Me didn't realise dat you didn't write 'em all, until dat day
Today, me still like Zacky, even though he bruised my booty
And he filled me full of onion, and it was all fried and yucky
by Zacky
cooked by Zacky, Zacky
On da day dat I left Zacky, da Zacky