Chapter 10

*You know Ike?* Taylor said.

*Yeah Tay?*

*This wouldn't be so bad if it were for one thing.*

*What's that?*

*There's a bird up there. And I think it's eyeing us for breakfast.*

*Oh.*

The bird was just about to attack when Isaac changed everything again. The bird became a flying horse which picked him up, while Taylor and Rachel were left stranded on top of a couple of trees. What's more, Taylor and Rachel were wearing typical Tarzan and Jane costumes.

*Hey look.* Isaac said to uhh, Pegasus. *It's Tayzan and Rain. Get it? Tayzan and Rain? Like Taylor and Tarzan put together and Rachel and Jane put together, kinda, but Rach can make things rain... ok, bad joke."

*You know Tay,* Rachel grinned, *I never thought you'd actually look sexy in a loincloth. I think before today the word 'eww' always came to mind.*

*Really?* Taylor asked, blushing slightly. *You picture me in a loincloth often?*

*Uhh nooooooo.*

*And if it were Tarzan and Zac,* Isaac went on, still talking to himself and Pegasus as he flew aimlessly around, *you would have TarZac.*

*Now Zac in a loincloth... I think I'd have to see that before I could decide whether he'd be sexy in it or not.* Rachel commented thoughtfully.

*Ike?* Taylor said.

*Yo?*

*Remind me to kill you.*

*Why? Because your ex-girlfriend thinks that Zac's cute?*

*I didn't say that!* Rachel objected.

*No, but you do think that.* Isaac teased her. *You just don't want to admit it. Can I tell Mary Anne she has some competition?*

*Uhh, no. First of all, she doesn't. Second of all, I have a boyfriend remember?*

*Oh yeah.* Taylor drawled. *That online guy of yours.*

*Jealous?*

*No.*

*Sure Tay.*

*I'll vouch for him.* Isaac said. *He used to be bitterly jealous, but he ain't no more.*

*Thank you Ike - I think. And on that note, I think a change of scenery is in order.*

And Taylor changed the scenery.

Chapter 11